A SPECIAL NOTE FROM US
Food is one of the ways we say, “You belong here.”
Inspired by our Kitchen Manager Kyle’s memories of Southern comfort food and a grandmother who showed love through every meal, our menu brings that same warmth to queer/bar. Think familiar favorites, playful twists, and plant-based options that welcome more people to the table.
For us, food starts with care: honoring our different stories, being thoughtful about what we serve, and making people feel looked after. We hope you taste a little comfort, a little queer joy, and a whole lot of love.
Eat well, and welcome home.
— the queer/bar team
V = Vegan / PB = Plant-based / GF = Gluten-free. Menu is plant-forward and nut-free. Items may contain coconut/soy. Gluten-friendly options available upon request.
starters
$14
nachos (V)
Corn tortilla chips, queer/bar nacho cheez, black beans, jalapeño/avocado crema, candied jalapeños, cilantro, tomato, shredded lettuce.
$14
Add grilled chicken $3
Add Tajín beef $4
Add Tajín Beyond Beef $5
$9
pretzel bites & beer cheez (V)
House-made pretzel bites, queer/bar beer cheez.
$9
$5
queer/bar fries (PB)
Queer/bar fries, ketchup, creamy “hunny” mustard, jalapeño/avocado crema, and sparkle.
$5
$14
karaagay chicken (PB edition available)
Naked / buffalo / spicy maple. Breaded and fried, served with house-made garlic pickles.
$14
Plant-based edition $13
$12
queer/bar hummusexual (V, GF)
Beetroot hummus, veggies, everything bagel chips, sparkle.
$12
$4
garlic pickles (V, GF)
House-made garlic pickles.
$4
bowls
$10
sees her salad
House-made Caesar dressing, house-made croutons, kale.
$10
Add grilled cheese croutons $1
Add grilled chicken $3
$19
smoked salmon bowl
Hot-smoked salmon, red onion, jalapeño/avocado crema, brown rice, herbs.
$19
$10
mac/cheez
House-made cheese sauce, rotini noodles.
$10
Add hot dog $3
handhelds
Burgers / wraps / more
$10
queer/bar burger (GF available)
Double beef smash burger, American cheese, garlic pickles, onions, queer/bar sauce, sesame seed bun, sparkle.
$10
Sub Beyond Beef $3
$10
chicken/biscuit sandwich
Fried chicken thigh, garlic pickles, spicy maple syrup, house-made biscuit.
$10
$10
sees her wrap
Kale Caesar salad, Parmesan cheese, house-made croutons.
$10
Add grilled cheese croutons $1
Add grilled chicken $3
$9
hand dipped corn dog (PB)
Fried to order, ketchup, house-made creamy mustard.
$9
$10
deluxe queer/cheese sandwich
Cheddar, cream cheese, Havarti, garlic pickles, spicy maple.
$10
sweets
$3
world’s best chocolate chip cookie (V edition available)
Chef Thot’s award-winning “World’s Best Chocolate Chip Cookie,” 2018.
$3
2-pack $5
Vegan edition at no extra cost
$3
lemon bar (V edition available)
The unofficial bisexual dessert.
$3
2-pack $5
Vegan edition at no extra cost
V = Vegan / PB = Plant-based / GF = Gluten-free.
food
$23
chosen family brunch sampler
Feeds 3. House-made chocolate chip pumpkin bread, salmon dip, house-made everything bagel chips, veggies, deviled eggs.
$23
$16
dolly’s biscuits & gravy (V edition available)
Dolly Parton’s buttermilk biscuits, house-made sage/sausage gravy, side of fruit.
$16
Vegan edition $17
$15
brunch hash (V edition available)
Potatoes, onion, bell pepper, eggs, bacon, sourdough toast, orange slice.
$15
Vegan edition $16
$15
brunch bi-rrito (V edition available)
Potatoes, onion, bell pepper, eggs, bacon, side of fruit.
$15
Vegan edition $15
$15
smoked salmon & everything bagel
Hot-smoked salmon, red onion, schmear, capers, dill, side of fruit.
$15
$15
chicken/waffles
Karaagay chicken bites, double-stack Belgian waffles, spicy maple, butter.
$15
signature cocktails
$16
southern bottom
Wheatley vodka / lime / ginger syrup / white peach Red Bull
$16
$16
berry-bi mojito
Rum / Chambord / strawberry purée / mint / Diplomático float
$16
$14
demon twink
Mango Shotta / lime / triple sec / simple syrup
$14
$16
acepresso
Hanson espresso vodka / Travelers bourbon / Kahlúa / orange bitters
$16
$15
desert hearts
Mezcal / allspice dram / lime / simple syrup / Angostura bitters / Tajín
$15
on tap
$8
Rainier
A classic PNW lager / ABV 4.6%
$8
$10
Blue Moon
Belgian-style wheat ale / ABV 5.4%
$10
$10
Bodhizafa
A reliable local IPA / ABV 6.9%
$10
$7
Modelo Especial
A smooth Mexican pilsner-style lager / ABV 4.4%
$7
$9
Manny’s
Rich and honey-sweet pale ale / ABV 5.4%
$9
$10
Seattle Cider
Washington’s very own apples / ABV 6.5%
$10
$8
Deschutes King Crispy
German-style pilsner / ABV 4.8%
$8
$10
Silver City Tropic Haze
Tropically fruity IPA / ABV 6.4%
$10
$6
Coors Light
Light and refreshing lager / ABV 4.2%
$6
seltzers
$10
White Claw
Mango / black cherry / grapefruit / green apple
$10
$10
Jimador Tequila Seltzer
Lime
$10
bottles / cans
$8
Rainier Tboy
$8
$8
Corona
$8
$8
Mac & Jack’s
$8
$8
Blue Moon
$8
$9
St. Paulina Radler
$9
wine
$9
14 Hands Hot 2 Trot
Red blend
$9
$9
14 Hands Rosé
$9
$9
White Wine
Ask about our current selection.
$9
$9
Bubbles
$9
non-alcoholic
$6
Corona
$6
$6
Athletic IPA
$6
$6
Red Bull
Original / sugar-free / white peach / watermelon / coconut / tropical
$6
$5
Gatorade
Red / zero blue
$5
shots
$3
Jello Shot
Rotating flavors
$3
Daily / 4–6 PM. $2 off select draft beer, wells, and signature cocktails. V = Vegan / PB = Plant-based / GF = Gluten-free.
food
$8
gurl/dinner
Caesar salad + queer/bar fries.
$8
Add chicken $3
Add grilled cheese croutons $1
$8
hh queer/cheese sandwich (V / GF options)
Basic grilled cheese sandwich, Campbell’s tomato soup dipper.
$8
Vegan edition, additional $1
$8
happy ending burger (V / GF options)
American cheese, pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard.
$8
Sub Beyond Beef $3
$10
hh nachos
Tortilla chips, black beans, nacho cheese, jalapeño crema.
$10
Add grilled chicken $3
Add Tajín beef $4
Add Tajín Beyond Beef $5
$6
hh corn dog
Hand-dipped corn dog, creamy “hunny” mustard.
$6
$4
queer/bar fries (PB)
Queer/bar fries, ketchup, creamy “hunny” mustard, jalapeño/avocado crema, and sparkle.
$4
Thursday–Sunday / 10 PM–Midnight. V = Vegan / PB = Plant-based / GF = Gluten-free.
food
$8
hh queer/cheese sandwich (V / GF options)
Basic grilled cheese sandwich, Campbell’s tomato soup dipper.
$8
Vegan edition, additional $1
$10
hh nachos
Tortilla chips, black beans, nacho cheese, jalapeño crema.
$10
Add grilled chicken $3
Add Tajín beef $4
Add Tajín Beyond Beef $5
$8
happy ending burger (V / GF options)
American cheese, pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard.
$8
Sub Beyond Beef $3
$6
hh corn dog
Hand-dipped corn dog, creamy “hunny” mustard.
$6
$4
queer/bar fries (PB)
Queer/bar fries, ketchup, creamy “hunny” mustard, jalapeño/avocado crema, and sparkle.
$4